For years now I’ve been telling people about these dangerous mad scientists called the Ekaterinas, but no one ever seemed to believe me. I know, I know, it sounds crazy: a group of destructive professor-types capable of doing almost anything, willing to stop at nothing to control the world. But now I have proof!
Okay, many of you have heard about the Bermuda Triangle and the mysterious things that happen there, like ships disappearing and planes crashing. Well, what you don’t know is that this is where the Ekaterinas test all their high-tech weapons. All those missing boats and planes were really just victims of target practice! You may be wondering how I know this. Well, an informant named Thomas sent me a satellite image of the region. You can clearly see an area in the triangle where these weapons are stored!
And get this: the Bermuda Triangle isn’t the only place the Ekaterinas like to sink ships. I’m pretty sure they were the ones who caused the Titanic to sink. You see, I’ve done some research and I think they were involved in using icebergs as weapons! They would do this by attaching motors to the bottom of the bergs and then using a remote control to aim them at ships! Crazy, huh?
I’m telling you, the Ekaterinas are dangerous! Who knows what they’ll try to do next? Maybe they’ll blow up the moon or make a black hole just for fun! I wouldn’t be surprised if they tried either. If you have any information about these guys, send me an e-mail and I’ll post the information here. We need to stop them before they take over the world.